kick ass.

so i called the internet rep saturday, he came by and got me all setup for ultimate access.
but i had to wait until 6pm today to actually get online.

so after much waiting and sleepless nights the time came. i booted the computer up, powered on the modem.......and it didnt connect.

okay, i thought, a little glitch.

i troubleshooted.....and troubleshooted.........and troubleshat some more.

by now i was getting irritated.....and you wouldnt like me when im irritated....

after cursing and threatening and probably scaring the piss out of everyone on the whole floor, i called the tech support line.

finally getting through all the automated commands and switching through different operators i got to the one person i set out to contact. the high speed interent techie. i give my shpeel. he pauses. asks for...what? who?? yes; i can not understand him with his...accent.
nonetheless, i push through the slurred words and foul sounding pronunciation, and finally a half hour after repeating my name, my problem, and freakin entire life practically there was light once again...

I WAS CONNECTED!!

i rejoiced! i yelled and screamed! i rocked out with my cock out!! well not that part, but i was filled with endless joy.

i
have
internet.

and now i will continue my internet browsing extravaganza.


.RocK.